On Monday, I received the following email from Mom:
She's watching her new favorite tv program, Family Feud with Steve Harvey.
The question was "What would you hate to discover that your grandma's hiding in her bed stand?" One woman answered "a sex toy."
"WHAT? What is that?" I just said "a toy" and went on with reading.
"That was a dumb thing for her to say cuz grandma doesn't play games." For some reason I didn't think I needed to say anything more. Now she's concerned that I have "a bad cough."