Let's Define Trash

Mom wrote me yesterday to share this little exchange:

This morning I asked her to get all the trash out, "including my bathroom, your bedroom and bathroom." She got mine then started to tie up the trash bag.  I said "don't forget your room" only to learn that this wouldn't be necessary "cuz there's just old paper in my trashcan."

"Go get it."

Sulk, pout and mumble as she goes down the hall. Yes, I'm unreasonable early in the day.